Stuff My Mom Says

Me:

Hello?

Mom:

(speaking in tagalog to someone in the room)

Me:

Mom?

Mom:

What size bra do you wear?

Me:

(looking around awkwardly to make sure no one can here me) 34A or 34B.

Mom:

(repeats it out loud) and what about ________ (Sister #3)?

Me:

ummm....A.

Mom:

but 36?

Me:

Yes.

--CLICK--end of conversation.

No bye nor explanation.